You've somehow acquired a magical dimension-splicing conversion van and are planning an epic cross-country road trip with your friends and fandom. First, pick ten travel buddies from anywhere -- real life, fiction, OCs, celebrities, whatever. Then answer these questions to see how cracktastic your adventure turns out to be.


1. Saezon
2. Arcon
3. Avarris
4. Renmath
5. Drac'hrin
6. Tain
7. Ikith
8. Epesi
9. Zoku
10. Sarlik

1.)) The GPS has an obnoxious voice. What does 9 name it, and is 7 bothered by it?

Zoku: Fucking GPS.
Ikith gets annoyed after a few hours, but doesn't pay attention to it before that.

2.)) 1, 4, 6 and 8 are all forced to share the cramped back row of seats. How do they arrange themselves?

Tain sits by a window next to Epesi, Renmath, and Saezon, respectively.

3.)) 5 and 10 are sitting next to each other. Who gets the window seat?

Drac'hrin would sit down in the middle and then Sarlik would gladly take the window.

4.)) 3 and 4 are invading one anothers personal space. Who gets annoyed first, and how do they deal with it?

They would both become annoyed around the same time and would stubbornly refuse to move. Then they would subtly insult each other until Avarris got angry and stopped talking.

5.)) What habit does 8 have that might get on 2's nerves?

Epesi tinkers a lot with the knick-knacks she carries, all of which have some magical quality that makes Arcon nervous. On top of that, she moves suddenly when something catches her attention.
Epesi: [Pointing out a window with a small, metal, chamelion ball in hand] Look at that!
Arcon: [Has a heart attack]

6.)) Whos more likely to start up a round of "99 Bottles," 1 or 7?

Ikith: Ninety-nine bottles of ale on the sides of the van, ninety-nine bottles of ale! You take one down and pass it around -
Saezon is frustrated but knows he probably won't make it to eighty. Nine will tell him to shut up if he makes it to seventy-five.

7.)) Would you trust 9 or 10 to get behind the wheel for a while?

Both would be trustworthy drivers.

8.)) You stop at a gas station and 5 and 3 make a snack-and-supply run. What do they bring back?

Avarris comes back with a bag of pepperettes and other dried meats, a steak, a rabbit, a bottle of vodka, a bag of vegetables for other passengers, a few litres of water, a rubix cube and a pen.
Drac'hrin returns with someone's eyes. No questions are asked.

9.)) 6 and 8 brought CDs. What’s on their playlist?

Tain brought a lot of calm piano and voice pieces, as well as various screamo and metal bands.
Epesi brought some orchestra and gypsy-like instrumental tunes, but would rather sing songs from backwater places.

10.)) Who's the more notorious backseat driver, 2 or 10?

Sarlik. If Arcon finds the driver questionable, he does not have the nerve to say it.

11.)) Which one would end up needing to make a bathroom break, 3 or 9?

It would probably be a tie, but either would try to take one just to get out of the car.
Avarris: I need to empty my bladder.
Renmath: Wait.
Avarris: I have. I won't make it much further, and you're going to notice.
Zoku: Shut the fuck up and wait.
Avarris: You can come, too.
Zoku: What? Shut up.

Or, alternatively:

Zoku: I need to take a piss. Stay away from the driver's seat. [Pulls over by some bushes and takes the keys with him.]

12.)) 8 and 1 end up fighting, but what about?

Probably something political.
Epesi: Women will never equal men in terms of - anything.
Saezon: You're a woman!
Epesi: I - oh, if you mean females, it all depends.
Observe the cultural difference.

13.)) The van gets a flat tire. Which team would you trust to change it, 7 and 4 or 10 and 6?

6 and 10.

Renmath: Change the tire.
Ikith: Okay! How?
Renmath stands and gives Ikith instructions, growing frustrated when Ikith tries to take shortcuts or grabs the wrong wrench.

Sarlik and Tain would work more or less quietly and efficiently to get it done.

14.)) You hear crying from the back seat and it turns out that 8 hit their head on something. Who would help them, 7 or 9?

Epesi: [Whining and clutching her injured cranium]
Ikith: Lemme see! I've seen head injuries before!
Zoku: [Doesn't look.] You're not that hurt, Epesi.

15.)) A porno magazine is found by 6 and 2 under one of the seats, what do they do with it?

Tain: ... Er.
Arcon: [Puts it back]

16.)) Only 5 and 8 thought to bring cell phones, which would let you use one?

Both, but I wouldn't trust anything that Drac'hrin gave me, and Epesi would probably make me answer some kind of riddle.

17.)) The van gets pulled over by a police officer, who would be more diplomatic 1 or 10?

Both would be equally diplomatic, but Sarlik would manage it more smoothly. Saezon would be more frustrated, and probably more antagonized by the other passengers.
Avarris: Lieutenant, don't forget to do up that button on your shirt. No, actually, undo more of them.

18.)) 6 brought video games along and 9 wants to play, would they let them or not?

That... would be adorable.
Zoku: How do you play?
Tain: ... Er... [explains the controls.]
- Twenty mintues later -
Tain: [Watching] How - how are you doing that?
Zoku: [Grunts]

19.)) 2 and 3 fell asleep next to 5, trapping them in place. What do they do?

I don't think that either would fall asleep next to 5. Unless she made them.
Arcon: [Slumped away unconsciously]
Avarris: [Twitches occasionally]
Drac'hrin: ...

20.)) 7 gets a hold 6's journal or diary, how do they react to this

Ikith: [Eyes wide] OH MY GOD.
Tain: [Horrified] GIVE IT!